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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Thu, 26 May 2005 00:38:45 GMT

awards ceremony pictures!

Friday, March 25, 2005

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 01:45:27 GMT

i am in floridia (pronounced FLOR id e ah) for those wondering.

any nominations for person of the week?

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 00:13:44 GMT

this week's person of the week is:

Mrs. Ossewaarde

nominated by brad and me and maegan because she isn't weird and everything she does means A LOT to me and i love her LOTS AND LOTS

Monday, March 21, 2005

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:15:46 GMT

this week's SUPER person of the week is:

Jenni Beth Covert

nominated by two differnet people (me and lynn) becuause (and i quote lynn) "shes a really great friend.....she gets me through the tough times...like now for instance shes trying really hard to teach an amberly student jewish...i mean hebrew. lol. shes also a killer tennis player shes such a good friend" and by me because she's yelling at people who "dont have their facts straight""

who do YOU think should be person of the week?

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 01:31:11 GMT

this rebecca's and i's convo

Jesusr0x0r2: hey
Jesusr0x0r2: you're the funnest to talk to
summerblondi01: i kno
summerblondi01: i am dandy
summerblondi01: what
summerblondi01: but ur knuckles
summerblondi01: dakota was best tho
summerblondi01: guess what
summerblondi01: whoa
summerblondi01: can ur dog talk to me
summerblondi01: guess what
summerblondi01: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
summerblondi01: i forgot
summerblondi01: huh
summerblondi01: i dont kno
summerblondi01: hah
summerblondi01: im going out with alecccccc
summerblondi01: a guy from north
summerblondi01: yeah
summerblondi01: yeah
summerblondi01: he wears speedos too
summerblondi01: ew no
summerblondi01: i like alec
summerblondi01: saweet
summerblondi01: i dont have yahoo anymore
summerblondi01: no cuz the geek squad deleted it
summerblondi01: yea
summerblondi01: cuz they're gay
summerblondi01: and had their pocket protector on too tight
summerblondi01: ow
summerblondi01: ok
summerblondi01: hapman
summerblondi01: i think
summerblondi01: nope
summerblondi01: lol
summerblondi01: and hes really cute
summerblondi01: ur getting stoned?
summerblondi01: ugh fine
summerblondi01: bye

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:30:23 GMT

yesterday was AWESOME

see yesterday's post for what i did....c. 2130 was the best part

Friday, March 18, 2005

Fri, 18 Mar 2005 00:05:51 GMT

tomorrow:

0626 Alarm
c. 0725 Get in car
c. 0745 Arrive at school
0806 School begin
1510 School end
1515 School party begin
1700 School party end
1830 Report to big band bash
1900 big band bash begin
2030 big band bash end
c. 2040 arrive at party
2200 party end
c. 2220 home
c. 2230 collapse in bed

big day ahead.

there's three solutions to every obstacle:
1). go around it
2). go over it
3). beat it into a pulp so it's not a problem anymore
my favorite's the third

and now, some exciting questions (and answers after)

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible?
9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
14. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show. One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?
16. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
17. How many outs are there in an inning?
18. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
19. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
20. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

ANSWERS
1. A coffin.
2. The child was born before 1776.
3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).
4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.
5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and".
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. "one word"
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. No. A dead man can marry no one.
17. Six . Three in each half of the inning.
18. Moses took no animals. It was Noah on the Ark.
19. Meat.
20. Nine.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 21:25:52 GMT

this week's person of the week is:

jaime morton

nominated by ms. lynn. and i quote

bc shes my best, best friend

shes the coolest person

shes always been there for me, through the tough times

shes great

and thats about it

who do YOU think should be person of the week?

Monday, March 14, 2005

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 00:44:18 GMT

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:54:19 GMT

something's different here.....but i can't put my finger on what